that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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