Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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