can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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