so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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