Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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