Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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