I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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