I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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