But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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