i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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