It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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