If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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