If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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