no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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