using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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