the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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