She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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