Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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