So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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