the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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