You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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