Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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