There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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