The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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