yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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