it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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