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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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