just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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