thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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