That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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