I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we're making bets on your personal life
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
