What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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