Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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