I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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