So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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