you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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