Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just googled if crying burns calories
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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