I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I have already put on my inside pants.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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