Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Vodka?
Forever.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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