So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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