I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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