You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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