He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
tell me about the fingering
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