I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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