I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
