This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
