Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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