I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She even gives head with a lisp.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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