what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
