im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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