i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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