JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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